Lavande Hotel Urumqi: Luxury Near Beijing South Railway Station!
Alright, buckle up, buttercups, because we're diving headfirst into the Lavande Hotel Urumqi - "Luxury Near Beijing South Railway Station"! - and I'm about to spill the (slightly lukewarm) tea. Honestly, after a week of travel, I need a hotel that understands "me time" and has, you know, functioning Wi-Fi. This place… well, let's get into it.
First Impressions & Accessibility (Or Lack Thereof):
Okay, so "luxury near Beijing South Railway Station" sounds promising, right? Like, sleek, stylish, and conveniently located for catching your train to adventure! The outside? Not bad. Pretty standard modern building with a surprisingly chill vibe despite the hustle and bustle of the city surrounding it. Getting into the hotel, for me, was fine, but let's be real, the whole "access" thing? It's a mixed bag. They say they have "Facilities for disabled guests," which is a good start, but I didn’t see a ramp straight away, and that always makes me a little nervous. Further investigation is warranted there. And even if I’d wanted to go all the way out to Beijing South Railway Station with an actual wheelchair person, it’s a fair trek away. Worth considering your specific access needs.
Whipping Up Some Wi-Fi Whispers & Internet Shennanigans:
Alright, let’s be honest, people: Wi-Fi is a fundamental human right. When I see "Free Wi-Fi in all rooms!" on the list, my heart soars. In reality? It was more like "sporadic Wi-Fi in some rooms, sometimes." Seriously, I spent a good 30 minutes one morning wrestling with the connection, trying to upload a ridiculously large photo of a very photogenic cat. The LAN connection, as they call it, might’ve been more reliable, but come on, who carries around a LAN cable these days? I’m just saying, in the age of streaming, they should offer a Wi-Fi experience that’s as seamless as a perfectly executed yoga pose.
Rooms, Rooms, Glorious (and Imperfect) Rooms:
Okay, the rooms themselves? Pretty darn nice. They really do offer "Luxury." I loved the feeling. The "Air conditioning" was a lifesaver, especially after a day of fighting the Urumqi heat. I have to say, after going through the list of amenities in the room - it's not half bad! "Bathrobes" are always a win. "Coffee/tea maker"? Yes, please! "Blackout curtains"? God bless ‘em. I slept like a dang log, even with the occasional rumble of the trains (soundproofing seemed decent, but not perfect). The "Extra long bed" was fantastic, because well, who doesn't appreciate a good bed?
Cleanliness, Safety, and the Modern Plague (aka COVID):
Alright, safety and cleanliness are SUPER important right now. I noticed the "Anti-viral cleaning products" and "Daily disinfection in common areas," which is a huge plus. The staff were definitely "Trained in safety protocol" and everyone was masked up and taking things seriously. They had “Sanitized kitchen and tableware items,” “Individually-wrapped food options,” and a "Safe dining setup." I felt relatively safe, but I still wiped down everything religiously (old habits die hard). They also had a "Doctor/nurse on call", which is comforting to know if needed. I did think "Room sanitization opt-out available" was a little strange. Why wouldn’t you want your room sanitized?!
Food, Glorious Food (and the Occasional Miss):
The "Asian breakfast" was… interesting. Let's just say my palate is still adapting. "Breakfast [buffet]" was available too. I preferred the Western option, which was pretty tasty, though the eggs tasted a bit like rubber sometimes which was a bit sad. the "Coffee/tea in restaurant" was a lifesaver, and I appreciated the "Bottle of water" in the room. They also had "Room service [24-hour]," which I used one night after a long day of exploring, and it was a total lifesaver. They had "Restaurants," and "Snack bar" which was super helpful if you didn’t want a whole meal. I didn’t get to try the "Vegetarian restaurant," but it was nice of them to have one. Also a "Happy hour" if you're feeling brave, which I definitely was, because, you know, traveler.
Ways to Relax (or Attempt to):
Okay, this is where things get really tempting. They boast a "Pool with view" and a "Sauna." I love a good sauna! I didn’t see a "Body scrub" or "Body wrap" place, and I was totally bummed. But they do have an "Indoor venue for special events," a "Fitness center," and a "Spa/sauna," The fact they don’t have a pool is criminal, though. They definitely know how to relax, but I’m not sure I got there.
Services and Conveniences (The Good, the Bad, and the Slightly Annoying):
"Cash withdrawal"? Check. "Concierge"? Check. "Laundry service"? Major check! "Dry cleaning"? Also a check (though I didn’t use it). "Luggage storage"? Helpful! "Elevator"? Essential. "Car park [free of charge]" was great, especially since I hadn't planned to drive, ha! The "Convenience store" was a godsend for late-night snacks (because, again, traveler). But… and this is a big but… the "Contactless check-in/out" was a bit clunky. It took me longer than it should have and I felt like I was the only person doing it, but at least it’s there.
For the Kids (Or, How to Survive a Family Trip):
I wasn’t traveling with kids, but the fact they offer "Babysitting service," "Family/child friendly" accommodations, and "Kids meal" options is a huge plus for anyone traveling with little ones.
Getting Around (Taxi and Beyond):
"Airport transfer" is available, but I took a taxi. "Car park [free of charge]" is available, but I walked everywhere! They also had "Taxi service," so getting around the city was easy.
Final Verdict & Booking the Bomb.com Offer:
Okay, so the Lavande Hotel Urumqi… it's not perfect. The Wi-Fi could be better, I missed out on a pool, and the breakfast can be a bit hit or miss. It is, however, a solid choice if you're looking for affordable luxury close to the train station. The rooms are comfortable, the staff is friendly, and the cleanliness standards are reassuring. You are also near many attractions!
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Indonesian Paradise Found: Your Private Pool Villa Awaits (Samasta 3BR)
Okay, buckle up, buttercups, because this isn't your grandma's meticulously planned itinerary. This is… my attempt at surviving Urumqi, and specifically, the Lavande Hotel near the Beijing South Road Railway Bureau Subway Station. Let's see if I make it out alive, or at least with a decent story to tell.
Urumqi Adventure: A Messy, Monumental Mishap (and Hopefully, Not a Disaster)
Day 1: Arrival, Altitude, and the Existential Dread of Wifi
Morning (Maybe? Time is a Construct):
- So, I landed. Beijing's air was practically a smoothie compared to Urumqi's. This city, it's…dusty. Everything feels a little dusty. And the altitude? Oy vey. I swear, walking from the airport to the taxi was a full-body workout. I felt like I was auditioning for the Olympics…of wheezing.
- Anecdote: The taxi driver? Didn't speak a lick of English. My Mandarin? Less than stellar. Tried to say "Lavande Hotel," pointed frantically at the address on my phone, and somehow, miracles of miracles, we arrived. The ride was wild, by the way. Imagine a demolition derby, but with bicycles and bewildered sheep.
Afternoon: The Search for Internet & Inner Peace (Spoiler: Didn't Find Either)
- Check-in at the Lavande Hotel. It looks… fine. Clean-ish. My room? Tiny. But the view? Mostly… other buildings. Wonderful.
- Problem #1: No Freakin' Wifi! The hotel's promised internet connection is a phantom. I’m convinced the password “password123” is a cruel joke perpetuated by the gods of connectivity. I've tried everything – sacrificing a packet of instant noodles, chanting a mantra I made up about routers… nothing. My phone is currently teetering on the edge of a full-blown nervous breakdown.
- Quirky Observation: The hotel lobby has a weirdly intense air freshener scent, like a lavender massacre. I'm pretty sure my sinuses are now permanently lavender-tinged.
Evening: Dinner Disaster & the Loneliness of a Foreign Land
- Wandering around, looking for food. Stumbled upon a restaurant that claimed to serve "authentic Uyghur cuisine." The menu? Completely in Chinese. Pointing, gesturing, and praying to the culinary gods was my method. Ended up with something that looked vaguely like noodles and meat. I may or may not have eaten half a lamb intestine. (Okay, I'm pretty sure I did eat a lamb intestine. It was…interesting.) let's just say taste isn't the point.
- Emotional Reaction: I sat there, alone, in a bustling restaurant, feeling the utter loneliness of being a stranger in a strange land. Even the lamb intestine couldn't quite fill the void. I felt like a tiny, lost astronaut floating in a sea of spicy sauces and inscrutable faces.
Day 2: Train Station Tango & Subway Shenanigans
Morning: Train Station Trauma (and the Subway’s Unexpected Charm)
- My goal: to attempt to visit the Xinjiang Regional Museum. This involved getting to the Beijing South Road Railway Bureau Subway Station. Sounded simple. It was not.
- Messier structure: Okay, first, finding the station entrance… challenge accepted. Then, figuring out which of the many entrances I needed for my subway line… another riddle. Then, navigating the ticket machines… they are evil. I'm convinced they are designed to make you question your sanity. Finally, I got a ticket, and got on a train. I thought I had everything down. But you know what I didn't account for? The masses of people, all eager to get on the train. I got bumped around like a pinball. I think I learned what it's like to be a sardine in a can.
- Stronger Emotional reaction: The subway was actually… kind of awesome. Clean, relatively efficient, and surprisingly modern. For the most part. I saw some great people watching opportunities, and the train was even colorful, maybe less gritty than I imagined.
- Opinionated Language: Forget the tourist buses, you want to survive in Urumqi? The subway is the way to go… if you can handle the chaos.
Afternoon: Museum Mishap (and the Art of Adaptation)
- Got to the Xinjiang Regional Museum. It was… closed. Apparently, Mondays are a no-go for cultural enlightenment.
- Anecdote: I mean, I could have figured it out beforehand. But I didn't. So, I spent an hour wandering around a nearby park, trying to decipher the local gossip from the way people interacted with each other. I witnessed at least three arguments, a spontaneous dance-off, and a surprisingly athletic game of shuttlecock. This is how I learn more.
- Emotional Reaction: Frustration, then acceptance. I’m learning to roll with the punches. Every travel day is a series of little victories and defeats. Museums can wait. Today, I'm conquering the art of people-watching.
Evening: Dinner Round 2 (and the Promise of Tomorrow)
- Back to the same neighborhood, this time determined to find… something edible that is not a meat product. I ended up with fried dumplings. They tasted great.
- Tomorrow, the musem. I must try again.
Day 3: Museum Reboot…and the Grand Finale of Laundry
Morning: Museum Mayhem
- Okay, finally, the Xinjiang Regional Museum. I’m not going to lie, I was thrilled. I walked around until my feet ached, taking in everything. The mummies! The textiles! The sheer, undeniable sense of history! It all made me feel really… small. The people of that region are brave.
- Doubling Down on a Single Experience & Stream-of-Consciousness: The mummies. Oh, the mummies. I stared at them. They're so… ancient. So… well, mummy-like. I started thinking about their lives, their deaths, the meticulous care that went into preserving them. And then I started thinking about my life, my inevitable demise, the fact that I often forget to do laundry. This whole experience was… profound. Made me start to analyze my own life. All those tiny details.
- Messy, Honest, Funny: Then, I realized I was probably the weirdest person in the museum, standing in front of a mummy, contemplating my own mortality and my rapidly-expanding laundry pile. And I started laughing. Not a polite chuckle. A full-blown, tear-inducing, snorting laugh. The security guard gave me a strange look. I blame the mummies. I blame the altitude. Mostly, I blame the fact that my brain hadn't quite realized it was on vacation.
Afternoon: Laundromat Labyrinth (and the Quest for Clean Clothes)
- The quest for clean clothes began. Locating a laundromat seemed impossible. After asking a dozen people and using Google Translate, I discovered that laundromats are… rare.
- Rambles: This lead me to a few interesting, but ultimately futile, attempts to clean some of my clothes in the hotel sink. I got more water on the bathroom floor than I did in the clothes. The more I tried, the worse everything got. I'm pretty sure my clothes are currently… breeding bacteria.
- Stronger Emotional Reaction: The laundry situation is becoming a crisis. I'm starting to feel like I'm wearing the same pair of travel pants for eternity. The lack of clean socks is a personal attack.
Evening: Departure (or maybe just more laundry)
- My time in Urumqi is… winding down. I'm heading back to Beijing tomorrow. My laundry situation? Still unresolved. But I feel like I’ve actually experienced something here. The food, the people, the sheer, unadulterated mess of it all… it's all made a mark.
- Finale: If I survive this trip, I promise myself I will learn how to do laundry properly and I will find the peace and quiet that the Lavande Hotel promised in its brochure. But until then, I will be thinking of the mummies, and the never-ending laundry.
- (and hoping they serve actual coffee on the plane back!)
- I am definitely not coming back here, at least not anytime soon.
This is just a framework. Adjust, adapt, experience the chaos. And godspeed.
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Lavande Hotel Urumqi: *Should* You Even Bother (Near Beijing South Station)? Let's Dive In... Messily.
Okay, First Things First: Is "Luxury" a *Lie*? (Because I’m Skeptical.)
Alright, so "Luxury" and Urumqi near Beijing South Station? *Hmm*. Let's be real, the bar is set pretty low for "luxury" near a train station. It's less "Champagne showers" and more "Does the shower actually *work*?".
Lavande, in my *humble* opinion (and let’s be clear, it's *highly* opinionated) aims for a *stylized* luxury. Think sleek, modern design... but maybe a little... surface-level? My first impression? Definitely better than a flophouse, but more like... "Fancy-Adjacent." You won't mistake it for the Ritz, but it's a definite step up from the usual budget-friendly options.
I walked in, expecting to feel... well, *something*. And the lobby? Pretty snazzy! All black and white and shiny surfaces. I'm a sucker for a pretty lobby... it's the first indication that at least someone *tried* to design something other than a bland box. But... but... the devil's in the details.
Location, Location, Location – Is it *Actually* Near Beijing South Station? (Because my train's late, and I'm panicking.)
YES. Thank GOD. Seriously, that's the *primary* draw, right? You're not trekking to the Forbidden City, you're catching a CRAZY early train. The Lavande delivers here. It's... a very short walk. Like, "I-can-hear-the-train-station-from-my-window" close. (More on the noise later, ugh.)
This is where it shines. Coming in, going out? Easy peasy. No dragging luggage for miles. Absolute lifesaver. I've done the whole 'taxi-to-train-station' thing, sweating in Beijing summer heat, and it's not fun. Lavande saves you from that agony.
Okay, so maybe *not* the whole-mile-saving thing, but still... pretty damn close, and my aching feet loved it.
And the Rooms? Are They... Livable? (Because I'm picky about my sleep.)
Okay, ROOMS. This is where my love-hate relationship with the Lavande hotel really started. I wanted a "Deluxe Room", because, you know, luxury. So, I get into the elevator—pretty nice elevator, mind you—and get to my room.
The door opened, and... well, it was *fine*. Clean-ish. Modern-ish. The bed? Surprisingly comfortable. That was a win. A VERY important win. I love a good bed. It had nice sheets! Not *those* papery hotel sheets. And the air conditioning worked, praise be! (Beijing summers are NO JOKE.)
BUT... small. Like, *really* small. I felt like I was constantly bumping into things. And the "view"? Well, uh... let's just say I spent more time looking *inside* the window than outside. That wasn't so great.
The bathroom... oh, the bathroom. I am still not sure. It was clean, yes, but it was... like, squeezed into the space. The shower? Tiny; I'm not a towering dude by any means but I almost felt swallowed and spat out. The water pressure? Fine, which is a miracle. Really. I might have spent half an hour trying to figure out how to work the shower! So yeah, livable, but maybe not a place to, you know, *spread out*.
Breakfast? (Because Hangry Is a Bad Look for all Concerned.)
Oh, breakfast. Let's be honest: hotel breakfasts are a gamble. Lavande's? Slightly above average. They had the usual suspects: cold noodles, some mystery meats in shiny silver containers, a few pastries, and... instant coffee. *Sigh* the instant coffee. It was a close call whether I would get better caffeine somewhere else, but the idea of leaving the place so quickly, with a train to catch shortly after, was not something I was keen on.
The saving grace? Fresh fruit. I loaded up on the fruit. Because let's face it - the fruit is usually the safest bet! It's a good place to start when you are unsure with what's on offer. And a tiny omelet station. Tiny. Prepare to wait in line. But, it was *something*. So, adequate, enough to get you going, and not a total write-off like I've seen in other places.
Noise Levels? (Because Train Tracks *Are* a Thing.)
Okay. The elephant in the room. The trains. The darn trains. As I mentioned earlier - "I-can-hear-the-train-station-from-my-window" close, well, that comes with a price. And that price is... noise.
EARPLUGS. BRING. EARPLUGS. Seriously. Do not even *consider* skipping this step. The trains run ALL. NIGHT. LONG. Chugga-chugga-chugga... *screech*. It's not a constant roar, but it *is* disruptive, and it's persistent. I'm a relatively light sleeper, and it woke me up several times. Several. After the second night, I had enough.
Now, they might provide earplugs. Some hotels do. But I recommend bringing your own. Invest in some good ones. Trust me on this one. Otherwise, expect a night of fitful starts and stops, and wake up feeling like you've been run over by... a train.
Service and Staff - Pleasant or Painful? (Because I've had both.)
The staff? They were... fine. Polite enough. They spoke English. A little. Enough to check you in, check you out, and point you toward the breakfast buffet.
No major issues. No glowing praise, either. Competent? Yes. Eager to please? Maybe not so much. You are not going to have a personalized, memorable experience, but you also won't get actively tormented. That's a win, I guess. They seemed more interested in doing their jobs than engaging in any kind of meaningful interaction, which, for a budget hotel near a train station, is perfectly fine with me. Sometimes you just want to be left alone, and the team there seems to be pretty adept at leaving you alone.
